The Doof Wagon would be perfect for my morning commute on the ironically named Lloyd "Expressway" that runs through my city. That series of blades on the front would make short work of the assholes who insist on taking the expressway but then inexplicably piss along at 35 mph (if that!).
It might be a little tough for it to clear the overpasses along the Lloyd though. And of course I'd have to silence the shrieking electric guitar and banks of kettle drums in order for me to see unfamiliar addresses better.
